MY THROUPLES OF ALL TIME!!!!!

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

Avatar: doing it right yet again

Reminder that this series parodied The Rock, and they probably tried reaching to Dwayne Johnson to get the real McCoy... but instead they got Mick Foley and his performance is exactly what you would expect from a guy having the time of his life taking the piss off a former co-worker. It makes this whole thing like 30 times funnier.

Details: Ghost clouds - Les Nuages Fantômes. Ca. 1897, by Richard Riemerschmid.

ALT

Lmao

Btw babcia=grandma; Żabka=Polish convenience store "Little frog"; dziecko=child

Official Babcia Mention

I am happy because everyone loves me

irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

Everyone shut up and look at this dog dressed like pinhead from Hellraiser

A brand-new THE BAD BEGINNING: Deluxe Edition has hit the shelves this week! It features bonus content from Mr. Snicket himself and new illustrations from Mr. Helquist -- some of which can be seen above -- as well as leather lamination, full-color edges and endpapers. Available wherever books are sold.

Thanks to J. S. for providing the photos. There are a total of fourteen pages to this new character guide (the pages above can also be seen in a promotional sneak peek video here).

THE LAST UNICORN (1982)
dir. Jules Bass & Arthur Rankin Jr.

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

It's always important to remember, that suffering does not ennoble, and that there's nothing inherently immoral about wanting to avoid drudgery.

The person quoted in the OP's screenshot thinks Americans should be scourged of their sins by forcing them to wash their dishes by hand, even if they wouldn't ever put it in those words.